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Vendor programme

Sell on the mothership

You make it. We beam it out. Storefront, checkout, fulfilment, compliance and customer service — handled.

No listing fees

Pay commission on what sells. Nothing else.

Weekly payouts

Settled every Friday, VAT-ready statements.

68k+ shoppers

An 18+ verified UK audience already looking for your gear.

Compliance built in

≤0.2% Δ9-THC checks, COA storage and age-gated dispatch.

What every vendor gets

The vendor console is the control room for your shop: catalogue, orders, messages, payouts and compliance in one place.

Storefront & branding

Every vendor gets a full shop-within-the-shop.

  • · Custom banner, logo, bio and speciality tags
  • · Vanity URL at /vendors/your-name
  • · Pinned bestsellers and 'new drop' shelves
  • · Story page, FAQ block and shipping policy

Catalogue management

List, price and stock-control without spreadsheets.

  • · Bulk CSV import and per-variant pricing
  • · Live stock counters with low-stock alerts
  • · Scheduled drops and pre-orders
  • · Mandatory COA/lab-report upload per batch

Orders & fulfilment

Ship it yourself or let the mothership do it.

  • · Vendor Shipped: print discounted Royal Mail / DPD labels
  • · Mothership Fulfilled: send us stock, we pick, pack and ship
  • · Discreet plain packaging on every route
  • · SLA clock on dispatch time, visible to customers

Payouts & fees

Transparent commission, weekly settlements.

  • · 15% commission on Vendor Shipped, 22% on Mothership Fulfilled
  • · No listing fees, no monthly subscription
  • · Weekly Friday payouts, 7-day returns hold
  • · Downloadable VAT-ready statements

Customer experience

Service scores decide who gets the front page.

  • · Shared inbox for vendor–customer messages (4h reply SLA)
  • · Review moderation with right-of-reply
  • · Returns and refunds handled through one flow
  • · Live Service Score: rating, dispatch speed, response time, defect rate

Growth & compliance

Tools to sell more, guardrails to stay legal.

  • · Vendor-funded promos, bundles and voucher codes
  • · Sales, traffic and conversion analytics
  • · Automated ≤0.2% Δ9-THC and 18+ compliance checks
  • · Age-gated dispatch and Novel Food status tracking

How it works

01

Apply

Tell us who you are, what you make, and where you're based. Takes about 10 minutes.

02

Verify

We check company details, insurance, and lab reports for every product line.

03

Build your shop

Upload your catalogue, set shipping rules, style your storefront.

04

Go live

We review, switch you on, and push your launch to the abduction list.

Tiers & commission

Orbit

15% commission

New vendors, first 90 days

  • · Storefront + catalogue tools
  • · Standard search placement
  • · Weekly payouts

Cruiser

13% commission

4.5★+ and 100 orders shipped

  • · Category page features
  • · Promo & bundle builder
  • · Priority vendor support

Mothership Elite

11% commission

4.8★+, 1,000 orders, <2% defect rate

  • · Homepage & newsletter features
  • · Dedicated account human
  • · Early access to drops calendar

Mothership Fulfilled adds 7% to cover pick, pack, discreet packaging and postage.

Apply to sell

Applications are reviewed within 3 working days. You'll need company details and a recent lab report for at least one product.

Already selling with us? Open your vendor console.